Published Online

Henry David Thoreau on Mars & Let Us All Gather to Discusse the Plague:

http://www.thebigjewel.com/tag/marianne-hess/

The Emily Post Guide to Beheadings:

http://therumpus.net/2009/12/funny-women-11-the-emily-post-guide-to-beheadings/

Mentioned in this article:

http://therumpus.net/2009/06/the-women-of-mcsweeneysnet/

Can’t Find an Ending for Your Novel? Add a Vampire:

http://www.opiummagazine.com/Index.aspx?storyid=2522

The Letters of Abelard and Heloise: Mattress Salesman and Customer:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/6/12hess.html

Putting the “Living” Back in “Living Dead”: A Warmhearted Zombie Memoir:

http://www.defenestrationmag.net/2008/01/%E2%80%9Cputting-the-%E2%80%98living%E2%80%99-back-in-living-dead-a-warmhearted-zombie-memoir%E2%80%9D-by-marianne-hess/

The Young Emily Dickinson’s Letter Home from Summer Camp:

http://www.defenestrationmag.net/2008/05/%E2%80%9Cthe-young-emily-dickinsons-letter-home-from-summer-camp%E2%80%9D-by-marianne-hess/

I also have some articles/poems in the children’s magazines “Fun for Kidz” and “Hopscotch.”

And I’m the author of the bestselling book, Twilight.*

*You should check it out. It’s a meticulously factual account of the sun setting, available right now at the Dollar Store!

 

-harymess